Thanksgiving will be any day Now

An absolutely beautiful day. The low last night was 26 and the high this afternoon was 73. No wind, no clouds, just lots of chihuahua's (the people across the street have let theirs out again). I was wandering around the South side of the pond sending out hate waves to the gophers, and Camron caught me. He has a box with an X made out of chopsticks taped to the lid, and it contains advanced spy technology and a map. I walked with him to his porch while he explained our mission and when I sat down he showed me a map with an big arrow and WEST printed on one side. He then said, "to start off, we have to go West", and pointed East. It was a comedy.